You’ve Tried THC Drinks That Do Nothing. This Isn’t That.
You know the type. Light on THC, heavy on moodboard.
A couple milligrams of something — you’re not sure what — and a flavor that tastes like regret.
Wait.
Still waiting.
Maybe you feel something. Maybe it’s just the price tag.
Little Rick isn’t that.
This is the drink that lands — not hard, not hazy — just enough to knock the edge off without knocking you over.
And no, it’s not trying to “calm” you. It’s trying to do something real, and taste good doing it.
Which, in this market is… kinda radical.
I drank it while scrolling emails. Then noticed I wasn’t spiraling. That never happens. Ordered the 6-pack the same night.
Verified US customer
Why Little Rick Actually Works (Instead of Faking It)
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Up to 25mg THC per can, with options for different tolerances. You want micro or max? We've got both.
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Not just functional. Actually flavorful. Hands down, the best-tasting THC drink on the market — and yes, we've tried them.
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Formulated to balance flavor and function, so you're not drinking hemp with a label. You’re drinking something you’d choose again.
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Third-party lab-tested for potency and purity
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Small-batch produced. Made with premium ingredients and actual care. No mass market shortcuts.
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Compliant where hemp-derived THC is allowed — always under 0.3% delta-9, and always the real deal
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One zero-sugar option (raspberry coconut); the rest contains small amounts. We keep it clean, not sweet-tooth bait.
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Feel it in 10–30 minutes — or 30-day money-back guarantee after first purchase on up to 12 cans
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Enjoy the uplifting effects without the next-day grogginess associated with alcohol
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Pre-measured servings ensure you know exactly what you’re getting. No guesswork.
Your First Sip (This Part’s Personal)
You’re fried.
Mentally, maybe physically.
You pop the tab and expect nothing (you’ve been burned before).
But then the background noise — that frantic internal buzz — starts to flatten.
Not knocked out. Not sleepy. Just... off the ledge.
Little Rick is the one your nervous system remembers.
First sip hits.
Second sip lands.
We Don’t Expect You to Just Believe Us
Independently lab-tested for purity and effect
Compliant where hemp-derived THC is allowed — always under 0.3%
delta-9, and always the real deal
86% of surveyed users reported feeling effects in 10-30 minutes
91% of first-time US buyers reorder
Zero celebrity co-signs, zero fluff
We’re backed by people who read the
labels before they sip.
Know When Something’s Real
You’ve had the others.
They looked the part. Said the right things. Delivered... silence
Little Rick doesn’t shout.
It shows up.
We built this for people who want chill that doesn’t need convincing.
For the ones who’ve tried enough to know what works and what’s wishful
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This isn’t “the latest.”
It’s the one that finally does what it says.
“You’ll feel this. That’s the point.”
